Saturday, December 15, 2012

Wizard of Quigs shorts Out During Town Hall Meeting



For those of you who have not been to an Ulster town board meeting recently, this is an actual snapshot of last months meeting to adopt the 2013 budget. However, three seconds after this picture was taken, the board meeting had to come to an abrupt recess after Jim "behind the curtin" Maloney, spilled grape soda and McDonald's secret sauce on the keyboard, shorting out The Wizard of Quigs. 

Good news is The Wizard of Quigs made a full recovery about five minutes later, blamed his predecessor for the malfunction and the meeting was able to continue. During the recess Legislator Maloney was able to regroup with  a strategy session at Friendly's, Maloney felt so bad about shorting out the Wizard of Quigs that he wolfed down three Jim Dandys. Legislator Maloney confirmed this saying " well you know, the Wizard of Quigs' first name is Jim and I was eating a Jim Dandy. It makes me feel closer to the Wizard of Quigs when we're not together."  Maloney also wanted it to reflect for the record that he ate those three Jim Dandy's  in only three minutes. ''As the assessor of the town I know that if I only used three minutes and was given five, I have four minutes to spare. I want to donate those minutes back to the taxpayers in the town of Ulster said Maloney proudly, they deserve those minutes back.  Any who, the Wizard of Quigs short out seems to be water under the bridge and for now all is well again in the Wizard of Quigs' town of Ulster.


We are also pleased to report that the Wizard of Quigs has agreed to appear on this blog as he did today to provide us with regular news updates and product endorsements . Stay tuned to see the Wizard of Quigs later this week with a very important update for our readers.

9 comments:

  1. I was at the meeting, Quigley didn't smile once.

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  2. That's bs, Maloney would ever give anything back to the taxpayers!!

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  3. I agree, Maloney is more of a taker than a giver. He has an insatiable appetite for food, attention, power and titles.

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  4. In a related story and maybe this is for your open thread post, I hear as a child Quigs was kept from interacting with others,he was put in a plastic bubble. Yes rumor is, Quigs was a bubbleboy lol.

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  5. Maloney is cashing in on 3 public paychecks at once.
    He is building his pension like his mentor Wadnola taught him. Pyramid public jobs and get over the magic 100K mark in pensions, with free health care for life.

    Town of Ulster taxpayers are paying for him to use the car they pay for in the Town of Kingston when he is there as their assessor, and also when he is at the County building as a Legislator. Pictures have been take and will be released in the future.

    He was able to get his neighbor C.L. to convince the rest of the people involved with the new districts to put the Town of Kingston in the district so he can hold his assessors power over their heads just like he does in Ulster. Cahill was 100% right when he asked them to address that. Too bad the Democrats kept their mouths shut and threw him under the bus to protect their own seats.
    Maloney is a despicable person who should be drummed out of office and both his jobs as assessor for conflict of interest. He has pillaged the public bank enough.

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  6. Question. Does Mr Baloney, opps, Maloney take the Town of Ulster vehicle given to him to his Town of Kingston job and to his county meetings. Why does this man need a vehicle when quigley is going to court, costing the town money, because he has taken the vehicles away from the police detectives. Duhh, Maloney really needs a vehicle and the police don't. Did someone say polictics . And who paying for his gas ? We are.

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  7. Is Maloney getting a 1099 to claim the car as income? He should be paying income taxes on the value of the car, the insurance, and the gas when he uses the car to go to the Town of Kingston, his legislative meetings, and home.

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  8. LOL 8:28... he is probably deducting the mileage, not claiming it!

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  9. OK, Maloney is using a town vehicle for other business and personal use. The problem is not just maloney here. WHY is Quigley letting him do it ????? Quigley is nothing but an arrogant hypocrite.

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